Tonight, I'll sit around pushing my shit down the drain
Using a plunger and a clothespin while I wrangle with the chain
Tonight, I'll have potato chips and watch my favorite shows
Then watch some infomercials, then watch some tv show
Tonight, I'll have nine or ten beers
Tonight, I'll talk on the telephone mindlessly
Until my ear burns from the feeling, from the strain of active nothing
Tonight, I'll avoid my hopes and fears
Tonight, I'll play shitloads of video games
Tonight, I'll decide too late to go get on the train
And play out my stupid, misguided version of fun
Tonight, I'll get stupid fucking drunk
And be an idiot, ashamed of what I've done
Tonight, I'll bang out another shitty song that's unsatisfying
It's been so fucking long since I really felt any other way
Tonight, I'll crumple up these lyrics and throw them away
Tonight, I'll make promises I know I'll never keep
Tonight, I'll talk on the telephone, wishing I had the energy to sleep
Tonight, I'll sit around and bitch
Tonight, I'll get hungry staring at the mustard in my empty fridge
Maybe tomorrow, I won't smoke no cigarettes
Maybe tomorrow, I won't look back on tonight with vomit soaked regrets
Maybe tomorrow, I won't drown myself in Sprite
Maybe tomorrow, I could try and tomorrow can be better than tonight
Sleep well and dream
Plastic pillows that give way to someplace green
Sleep well and dream
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