I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV. Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean.
Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream.
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
- call it pointless.
When I need relief I spell it THC. Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean.
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory. As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy.
- call it pointless.
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease.
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese.
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries.
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
- call it pointless.
I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV. Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean.
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen.
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
- call it pointless.
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