It's 1986 I'm in the 1st grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy
Believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin' up bricks with his head
He just wants sex,so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passageways
Makin his move to the end
Where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack,won't cut Mario some slack
Oh shit hold on I'll be right back..
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop usin' his hand
Mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink
The princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
So stay calm and attend to your own
And evenually the princess will attend to your bone
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowsers tryin to get head from the princess
But if it was up to me that shit'll stop this instant
Cloud people throwin little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth and attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet run in the princess oven
And Mario always says, virgins' I love 'em
I hate the koopa troopas so im gonna run up
And jump on teh back of their shells 'til I get 1 of up
Im gonna keep playin and im never gonna quit
Cuz some kid told me you could see the princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my frineds do
So I could say I put pussy on Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope bowsers ready cuz he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate the platfroms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while,just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess buttnaked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario brother's best game ever made
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
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