Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Well there's no need to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
You'll feel just fine
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test
You'll feel just fine
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (The Graduate Version) Lyrics performed by Simon And Garfunkel are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (The Graduate Version) Lyrics performed by Simon And Garfunkel is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD