Sally called when she got the word
She said: "I suppose you've heard about Alice"
Well I rushed to the window and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled slowly into Alice's drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't want to know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark, me and Alice
Now she walks through the door with her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't want to know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said: "I know how to help, get over Alice"
She said: "Now Alice is gone but I'm still here
You know I've been waiting for twenty-four years"
And the big limousine disappeared...
I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't want to know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice... who the fuck is Alice!
Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...
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