When I was yea high, till I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it
Weird diseases! I get weird diseases
Whenver Krishna sneezes, I get weird diseases
So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus, from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy
Just weird diseases, random weird diseases
Once, from eating recalled cheeses, I got weird diseases
Nearly fatal renal cysts; maybe Aspergers, if that exists
Pityriasis rosea; two separate times, giardia
Weird diseases! I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes, I get weird diseases
Debilitating spider bites; hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis... What's that from?
It's from weird diseases. I get weird diseases
Whenever Baby Jesus pleases, he gives me weird diseases
Chronic fatigue; COPD; petit mal epilepsy
To big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura, sans migraine
Weird diseases! I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
Weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
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