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Albert The Perfect Friend Lyrics

Albert's got a crazy eye

That strays to the right

He's got thin crooked lips

That he constantly licks

He lives in a house
That looks like a wound

To a good neighborhood

Albert stuck his hand
Down the blouse

Of Sammy's gal's shirt

She slapped his face

She said do it again

I won't tell Sam
Your best friend

Ease on up
Ease on up
Albert changes his plans
Ease on up
Ease on up
Albert's the perfect friend

Albert's got your wallet

In his back pocket

Albert's got a cheesy smile
On his face

It's the suckers who lose

And the losers
They win
Like Albert

The perfect friend

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