I'm as cranky as a bitch
All I want to do is spit
There's nothing to eat after that feast
We're getting laid regular, at least
And I don't want to hurt you
So stay out of my way today
Every 28 days women bleed
Unless they get too much of your seed
But men gotta flush themselves out too
But it's always sexual when they do
You women, you just stick some pad inside
Men gotta practically fall in fucking love
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
As I've been around the bush that's bad luck
I asked you in 'cause I wanna fuck
I asked you out 'cause I was hungry
But now I'm basically just tired
You don't have to leave
You can stay here
After all, this is still a love song
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
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