Bertha's Big Back-Yard of Blunderbuss
Largerst selection this side of the Mississippi
Oh, you won't find them anywhere else
Free pony-rides for the children
Coffee and donuts for the adults
Open seven days a week, 'cept High Holy holidays
C'mon down and pick yourself up a weapon
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