Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I ate every day at noon
They can feed ya' cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Tums and a Rolaid or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork
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