Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
that is what I'd truly love to be
for if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
everyone would be in love with me
Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner
that is what I'd never want to be
for if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
there would be nothing left of me
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