Who'da guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired o' wonderin' if he was coming home
She drove around
She found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
He called the cops
She called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
Crazy women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
'Til they're pushed off the deep end
God forgive them
No, they weren't born like this
No, crazy women
Are made by crazy men
He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bi-polar, a bitch with PMS
He cheats and lies, then plays the victim
He don't know why they always seem to pick him
Crazy women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
'Til they're pushed off the deep end
God forgive them
No, they weren't born like this
No, crazy women
Are made by crazy men
Some take a pistol, some take an axe
Boy, if you build a fire, you'd better bet she's got a match
Might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or that waitress that's so sweet
You won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
She might look just like me
Crazy women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
We keep our crazy hidden
'Til we're pushed off the deep end
God forgive us
No, we weren't born like this
No, crazy women
Are made by crazy men
Yeah, crazy women
Are made by crazy men
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