Said the public sector leader
At the pre-launch breakfast briefing
Get your cheque books out
I don’t want them saying this town doesn’t care anymore
So fifty sea cadets are sailing
To a place where no-one sails to
They’ll probably raise five grand
There but for the grace of Riot Grrrl go you
So give what you can
To the Deep House Victims minibus appeal
Deep House Victims minibus appeal
Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight
See the gutsy Lady Mayoress
Steer the luge to new dimensions
Beam with local pride
Deck quoits with the French Trance Vets come one come all
At the New Romantic craft fair
Try and guess the alien’s weight sir
Twenty five pence says you can’t
And some of volleyball’s top referees
Will keep us all informed
Of the Deep House Victims minibus appeal
Deep House Victims minibus appeal
Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight
Stripped down Italian speedcore
New wave of righteous handbag
What’s your contribution to the
Deep House Victims, Deep House Victims
Deep House Victims minibus appeal
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