Strong Bad: Make the town different, eh, Steven? {He breaks into song.} Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—
{singing} —the Poopsmith, he could talk,
Poopsmith: Hello.
Strong Bad: And Marzipan would rock,
Marzipan: {half-second guitar solo}
Strong Bad: And The Stick would be this big ol' tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me.
Strong Mad: AND ME!
Strong Bad: {speaking} We'll see.
Strong Bad: {singing} And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...
King of Town: I hate peas!
Strong Bad: {speaking} I know!
Strong Bad: {singing} Bubs would give away flame throwers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills...
Bubs: Imitation chocolate!
Strong Bad: And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...
Strong Sad: {sadly} I'm evil.
Strong Bad: And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket.
Coach Z: Check it out, yo!
Strong Bad: And Homestar just couldn't hack it.
Homestar: I quit!
Strong Bad: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball. {softly} Two, three, four.
{singing} And this little weirdo... would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times.
You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
Modestly Hot Homsar: {in Homsar's voice} DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!
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