If my body was twice the size it was
then I might look alright but I don't because,
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me and
they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly -
I've got a disproportioned head.
Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
'cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.
And it blocks out the sun like a parasol.
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll
'cause I've got a disproportioned head.
And I can't make it better with surgery.
So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.
Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.
I'm across the street and I can hear you.
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.
They don't really make 'em in my size.
I can only fit in convertible cars.
And my Mom has a 3-foot caesarean scar,
'cause of my disproportioned head
And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head (x3)
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