Funny Man
Six pack in hand, stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies, got gorilla tactics
I'm creepin through the show, and I'm scanning for hoes
Girls got a bag of sniffles, wanna do the no no
Yeah I'm back to the bus, it's the end of the night
Yeah back to the bus and get out of my life
Cuz I got people to see hoes as freaky as me
I roll into the after party with my boy Charles P (Sup Funny!)
Picked up a few friends, now I'm dippin with bitches
Slapped the bitch to my right
I said click it or ticket, girl feeling my ride
Now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata as I'm hittin them switches
I ride behind Charlie as he's poppin a wheelie
I finally made it to the party, now he's coppin a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's (oh no)
Now I'm gonna get down yelling somebody beer me
J-Dog and Charlie Scene
So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone
Charlie Scene
I roll up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me in his Mazda Miata
Damn what a balla, top down, what a primadonna
The spinners that he bought are straight outta auto zone for 30 dollars
Money we have nada
Lets go inside I'll follow, they didn't let us in
So we hopped a wall, but I dropped ya
That's when I lost ya, I didn't try to call ya
I ran into a crowd of celebrities and Papa, razzi and they shot up
Pictures of me and Dennis Hoppa
Now I need a doctor, yo Lil Jon, your crunk juice and vodka
Is turning me into a monster one more shot and I'mma goner
Funny Ma
But Charlie, I just saw you stick your dick in the salsa
Charlie Scene
I don't want no drama
I'd rather have my anaconda deep throated by piranhas
J-Dog and Charlie Scene
So take these pills with me
Got'em from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this Ecstasy
They must be J3T's
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't trya get down alone
Funny Man
Ay, who's going to the rave tonight huh?
Ay we'll see Da Kurlzz there he'll be right poppin
Ah, odela fool
hey who wants to get pussy?
Charlie Scene
So chug this beer with me
Get drink with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone
(I got the fuckin' munchies bitch!)
(I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!)
I'm fucking horny now!
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