Christmas in December, wow wow wow
Give me tons of presents, now now now
Hey homer, writing a new Christmas carol?
Maybe
Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together,
There's a stranger in the manger and his name is love,
Take it homer.
Oh I got it, you want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
Flanders I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man,
but even I have my limits, now beat it.
Why thank you homer,
It's a popsicle in my favorite flavor, plain.
How am I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and…
Wait a minute!
Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's Flander's and he's really really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and flander's is his name.
F-L-A-N-R-D-S, he's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.
Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous folk music of Springfield,
And I couldn't help overhearing your delightfully cruel hate song.
David Byrne?
Singer, artist, composer, director, talking head?!
And, I used to wrestle under the name ‘el Diablo'
I thought that was Philip Glass.
Yeah, he wishes.
Hey mister, if you like my song so much,
Would you like to buy a tape? Its already rewound.
No thanks, but I would like to sing it with you, and produce it
Uh, Fine
F-L-A
His name is Ned
E-R-S
That's a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
And goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium, is an emporium, of wow!
F-L-A
Don't yell at Ned
D-E-R
His wife is dead,
Everybody hates that stupid jerk.
Springfield rocks with Homers joyous loathing,
Filling clubs, with angry Valentino's.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
or his creepy little offspring Rod and Tod.
F-L-A
His name is Ned!
E-R-S
He is so white bread.
The smiling mustache geek who walks with God.
Mass, dismissed.
We're half way through, are same song six-pack,
Now lets here William Shatner's version of everybody hates ned flanders.
Another cover? My god, let it die.
Everybody, in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's the flanders man,
The flanders man,
Flanders…
I am so sick of that song.
Uh, me too, I've come to hate my own creation,
Now I now how god feels.
This dude ranch is going to be great!
A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
You wont think it's stupid,
When you hear the extended salsa mix.
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