Everyone else has had more sex than me
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Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin
[Keyboard Solo]
All lives have to die – of that there’s no help
My favourite way to end ’em
Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse it
He would rather die than not get to fuck!
Personally, I reckon it's worth it
Everyone else has had more sex than me
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Does everybody else get that feeling
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Everyone else has had more sex than me
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Does everybody else get that feeling
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(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
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Does everybody else get that feeling
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(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
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Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh
Does everyone...
Does everyone...
Does everyone think..?
[Piano Outro]
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