Looks like such a beat up
worthless piece of junk
Hey I think there's something written here
But it's, it's, it's hard to make out
Aaaaahhhhh!
Oy! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck
Hang on a second
Whoa!
Does it feel good to be outta there
Hi nice to be back ladies and gentlemen
Hi where are you from?
What's your name?
A-A-A-Aladdin
Aladdin oh nice to have you on the show
Can we call you Al or maybe just Din?
Or how about Laddie?
Sounds like here boy
Get them Laddie
I must have hit my head harder than I thought
Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!
So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities
Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maître d’
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more baklava?
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can you friends go, poof!
Well, looky here, ha ha
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't ya sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
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