(phone rings)
(spoken)
*click*
(KG:) Two Kings.
(JB:) Hey Kage.
(KG:) Hey!
(JB:) How's it goin'?
(KG:) Good, good...
(JB:) What are you--what are you doin'?
(KG:) Oh, god, I was just, I was-
(JB:) I love you.
(KG:) ...what'd you say?
(JB:) I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it.
(KG:) Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. Fuckin' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that.
(JB:) Don't you have something to say?
(KG:) No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude.
(JB:) Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I fuckin'
did this test on you, the friendship test!
(KG:) What?
(JB:) No, man---
(KG:) What are you talkin' about?
(JB:) That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test.
Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistles* HOO HOO!
(KG:) Wait, you don't---
(JB:) Boy.
(KG:) You don't really love me?
(JB:) Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got?
(KG:) What'd I get?
(JB:) F+.
*click*
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