He met her at the sound check
Where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious ones and ruby lips
A regular movie star
Her singin' voice was pleasin'
That's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood
But he loved her just the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone
And Pleasant all over that bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her
'Cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach
And she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone
And Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug
He's on that honey bee
And every night he phones her hive
And they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her
But can only talk awhile
'Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog
And the bill's a country mile
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Now he went off a-tourin'
'Cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love cost more
'Cause he gets further away
There's only one solution
A phoney calling card
But he yapped & yapped till he got slapped
With a serious federal charge
(CHORUS)
Now the judge denied him bail
And he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty
As they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like
I know I broke the law
But I ain't stoop so gimme the goop
'Cause I still got one phone call."
And there's goop all over the phone
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