Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels
And smokin' that wacky weed-
He mixed it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice
When we found him Christmas mornin'
We thought he had a heart attack
But he had tar prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' hickies on his neck
(ON HIS WHAT???)
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
But we're all ashamed of Grandpa
He took Grandma's death too well
Started watchin' porno movies
And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle
It's a better Christmas without Grandpa
Last year in church, he mooned the choir
At first, we thought it was Alzheimer's
But looking back, we realized he was wired
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit
And they awarded me two mil
You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin'
But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed
Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
Turned up on the grand jury
(Laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free
GUIL-TY
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
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