I'm simply crazy 'bout my Andy
He's just another word for candy
He leaves me feelin' fine and dandy
Hmm, Handy Andy of mine
Don't need a doctor when I'm all upset
In all emergencies he's my best bet
Last week he kissed me and I feel it yet
Ooh, Handy Andy of mine
Sees any kind of symptoms that I've got
He know just what it is
His treatments never fail to touch the spot
I mean, he knows his business
When he's around he wraps me 'round his thumb
When he's away it seems my brain is numb
I watch the clock until he's due to come
Ooh, Handy Andy of mine
I get so much relief from Andy
He always seems to understand me
His love is like a shot of brandy
Ooh, Handy Andy of mine
When he's in Rome he does what Romes do
He speaks their language, learns their customs, too
In France he sure knows how to parlez vous
Handy Andy of mine
Up in the Arctic with the ice and snow
It wasn't cold enough
He sold electric fence to Eskimos
Because he was such hot stuff
His obligations never make him whine
The way he does his duty, it's devine
He never fails to lay it on the line
Ooh, Handy Andy of mine, yeah
Handy Andy of mine
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