I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,
he is really bald.
He has no hair on his head,
that's because he's bald.
Howard Wulkan [4x]
He be working at Earache Records
He used to work some place else.
He looks like that guy from Shudder to Think
and he's bald.
Howard Wulkan [4x]
That man is really bald,
He looks like Telly Savalas
He could really shave his head off.
ROCK ON BROTHER!
Howard Wulkan [4x]
Rock over Rogaine
Rock on Finasteride
I'm not only the hairclub president,
I'm also client
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