I first heard frank say
He wanted to dress like fay wray
I wanted that too, but what could I do
In junior high school in L.A.
My heart skipped in the scene
He said you gotta be it not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
I didn't have the self-esteem
I've gotta confess that I like to crossdress
And been doing it since I was thirteen
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
Even in the open-minded punk scene
You'll probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
So I'd only wear panties under boxers
To keep it all a secret
Now I'm tellin' everyone 'cause its fun and I don't give a shit
For thirty years
I still had the same fears
Then I saw hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
And felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there
I can't be bothered to care
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my hanes underwear
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
I don't need to dress right, I'm a transvest-lite
I only shave to do the time warp midnight saturday
I'm done with self pity
I don't have to feel shitty
'Cause I wanna look pretty
So I give it the old city college try
Don't get me wrong
I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls
Don't think I don't know I'm not foolin' anyone
He's a cross between adele and charlie chaplin
You gotta know its not just girls, who just wanna have fun
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