Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
Oh, our debits all the morning
And our credits all the evening
Until them ledgers be right
(Until them ledgers be right)
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such (Unhappy)
To what is my life amounting?
It figures, not much (Unhappy)
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
And say "You, you, you, not you"
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on opening nights
I wanna be a producer
And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights
He wants to be a producer (Sell it, girls!)
Of a great big Broadway smash (Don't forget the balcony!)
He wants to be a producer
Every pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'till we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch
I wanna be (He wants to be)
I wanna be (He wants to be)
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world
(He wants to be a producer)
(He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke)
I just got to be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
(Drink champagne 'till he pukes)
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em
Read my name in Winchell's column
I wanna be a producer!
'Cause it's everything I'm not
Unhappy, unhappy
So unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sad
I wanna be a producer
(Hold everything! What am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right; there is a lot more to me than there is to me. Stop the world! I wanna get on!)
(Bloom! Where do you think you're going?)
(Mr. Marks, I've got news for you: I quit! Here's my visor, my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil, and my big finish...)
I'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come
(Broadway, here he comes!)
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