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Incredibad Lyrics

Now, let's take a trip down memory lane
Back in junior high school, where it all began
Three bad little kids, raising hell in school
We were just 13, straight acting a fool

Every day after class, Kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls, hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one in the same
Till one fateful afternoon, when everything changed

One day, playing Punch Out up in Kiv's room
The house started shaking, and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window, saw billowing smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
Man, this isn't a joke

"Yo let's go check this out, man"
"Alright, bet, let's go"

All the smoke and debris lead straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said:

I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discreet
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it

But we're just 13, man. What can we do?

Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw.

What?

On my home planet, we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed? Yo, I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin. We all are bet

I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes
Aww, what should we do?
Now it's spreading its thighs!
You'll be heroes on my planet
But why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me

Yo should we do it? Man I dunno know. Yo I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say 'Aye'
Aye!!

Ok, we're in. Cool
Who should go first
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? Yeah, that's what I was thinking
Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking

We pounded the drinks and started getting tipsy
We took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had it locked up like a Chinese Finger Trap

Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode. Yo son, me too

Three way climax! Best friends forever
What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! Yeah!
Andy Jorm and Kiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space

We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
Mr. Alien, sir? For what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on Earth!

Your wish is granted, and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad

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