King-size mixer up ahead of it all
Ever ready, answers 24-hour call
He's good for a quarter but never no more
He's a walkin' PX and your friendly drug store
K-i-n-g Mixer (that's what he is)
K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)
K-i-n-g Mixer
Have you got a Hav-a-Tampa 35 cent Jewel?
The man is gonna tell you what you want to hear
Everybody listen, he's a two-way mirror
He'll 32-salute ya with a BB gun
If that ain't bad enough, I'll be darned if it ain't fun
K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)
K-i-n-g Mixer (he's the king)
K-i-n-g Mixer
Can you get me some of Mama's greasy black-eyed peas?
Steady as a toothbrush and the Man in the Moon
While you and I get lousy, he's been drinkin' with a spoon
In the morning if you ask him, he's been savin' up his speed
Coincidentally, he's got exactly what you need
K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)
K-i-n-g Mixer (here he come yeah)
K-i-n-g Mixer
Can you get me Billy Graham on the telephone, please?
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