Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale
Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale
We've been living together 3 years,
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale
R: Hey Jon
Love for sale
R: You got some love for sale man?
J: Uh uh - love for sale - my old lady locked it up
R: Your old lady really did that to you?
R: I guess I'll play some blues for you man
J: I got the blues!
J: You should see her mama...
J: You wanna talk about the blues
Love for sale
J: And her big brothers
Love for sale
J: They locked my ass up one night
Love for sale, I got love for sale
J: You heard of a shotgun wedding?
J: (laugh) Is that what that was?
R: That was a shotgun wedding right here
J: All right
J: Somebody get me a drink!
R: Whoa get back!
J: Rich?
R: What bro?
J: I gotta go
R: How come man?
J: I gotta go home!
R: You gotta go home to your woman?
J: Ohhh... I gotta go home man
J: Just let's, just let's, let's just say that the records done, ok?
Love for sale
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