I'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother
Clean your house of cobwebs, any present I can plunder
I'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad boo(poon)
I'm the guy in green, I can jump higher than the others,
Not a hater, I'm good natured, not easily angered like my brother
Who has strangely gone missing for what seems like the second time
I was eating cookies and milk now I'm fucking filthy with slime
Professor Elvin needs my helpin' the valley evershade
I collect in a clever way, because I'm never paid,
Professor prefers the paranormal always seeking out the truth,
I quiver lots and his liver spots tingle at his single tooth
He hooks me up with hunting gear, repurposed household items
A vacuum and a flashlight, doesn't change the fact I'm frightened
My brother's chasing girls in sunny worlds, he's dedicated,
Never prepared for sliding stairs, always scared and pixelated
A manor and a mansion, a tower and a mine,
A clock with mummies underneath, a fleet of freaks to find
Ghosts that once had eyes are no longer pacified
I have to try, that's my life but it's the kind that's asinine
I'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother
Clean your house of cobwebs, any present I can plunder
I'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad boo(poon)
Spooky as fuck mansions, gloomy Tut tombs,
Make a mustache man sadly miss mushrooms
Once pursued on a cube by a room full of Boos
Now I'm held in your hands Like a damn vacuum
Back to the lab where I get graded on ghosts,
They're put in a vault; it's my fault, I suppose
Then back to the map, it's macabre and malignant,
Rob me of my dignity these imps are indignant
So many pesky poltergeists, pugnacious and persistent
Afraid of spiders, plants and mice not toads they're my assistants
This creepy crib is lucrative I suck up cash and hearts,
Steady losin', getting bruised wish I was cruising in my kart
I'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother
Clean your house of cobwebs, any present I can plunder
I'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad boo(poon)
Didn't ask for the secret passage, I fear forbidden zones,
Polterpups instead of 1-Ups if I find the hidden bones
Wish I could 'ciao' but for now I'm wanted in a haunted house,
I'd rather be a racoon, or a cat that says, "Meow!"
No teammates 'cept my boss, who's a little off his rocker
I'm all alone inside his home except for several stalkers
They hide in suits of armor, they rest in chests and drawers,
Their abetting's got me sweating it's upsetting to my pores
An explorer's expansive mansion is where the tension builds
His exhibits make me livid rather hide than ride these thrills
Been in jungles, been in deserts, I've seen mammoths on the ice
Seens sights out of sight 'til I used my dark light device
The crew has got a king, he's the type that likes lightning strikes
Put my brother in a painting, no more fainting, time to fight
This boss battle has me rattled, I'm determined to succeed,
I'm through with this abuse, now I choose to take the lead
I'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother
Clean your house of cobwebs, any present I can plunder
I'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad boo(poon)
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