Gaston
There's a danger I'll be thwarted
And denied my honeymoon
For the pretty thing I've courted
Refuse to swoon
So, the time has come for a murky plan
For which I turn to a murky man
Lefou
To find that fiend
Gaston and lefou
Where better than
The Maison des Lunes?
Gaston
I don't take this girl for granted
There's no path I haven't hewn
To her heart; no seed unplanted
No flowers unstrewn
But quite amazing to relate
She doesn't want me for her mate
Lefou
Which forces him to contemplate
Gaston and lefou
The Maison des Lunes
Monsieur d'arque
I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse
But I don't see how I can be of use
For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club"
I'm a cold, cold fish
I've a nasty, vicious streak
Lefou
Please speak!
Gaston
It's Belle's father who's your client
She adores the old buffoon
She'll be forced to be complaint
Lefou
She'll dance to your tune
Gaston
We get the daughter through her dad
You just pronounce the old boy mad
Lefou
And, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad
Lefou & d'arque
The Maison des Lunes
Gaston
Do I make myself entirely clear?
D'arque
It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!
Gaston
Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments
In a dreadful state
She'll capitulate to me!
D'arque
I'll be strapping up an inmate
Lefou
Very tightly
Gaston
Very soon
D'arque
But please don't bring him late
Our check-in time's noon!
Lefou & d'arque
So, wave one bachelor goodbye
Gaston
She'll be my bride
Lefou
She'd rather die
Than have her daddy ossify?
D'arque
In my sordid saloon
All three
So book the church; raise the glasses high
To the Maison des Lunes!
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