I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the Golden Arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
Can I get you some fries with that?
She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her so
Don't you know that she's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
There she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their homeroom teachers would have to send them home for a week
And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar, she smiles, then waves goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet'o'Fish, Quarter Pounder, french fries
Icy Coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies
Sing that song of tastes you can only find at one place: McDonald's
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
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