The most important thing
That we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near
The television set
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all
(Ahh, ahh) Never, never let them
(Ahh, ahh) Never, never let them
Never, never let them
Never, never let them
It rots the senses in the head
It keeps imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
(So dull, so dull)
He can no longer understand
A fairy tale, a fairyland
(A fairyland, a fairyland)
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think, he only sees!
Regarding little Mike Teavee,
We very much regret that we
(Regret that we)
Shall simply have to wait and see
(Wait and see, wait and see,
Wait and see, wait and see,
Wait and see...)
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back to size
But if we can't...
It serves him right!
Mike Teavee Lyrics performed by The Citizens Of Halloween are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Mike Teavee Lyrics performed by The Citizens Of Halloween is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD