Pig sucked on a cigarette
And mucked the stable. Draped a cable
'round the farmers neck and pulled
And called the vet who galloped 'round.
Pronounced him dead. They laid the table.
Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger,
Lingered on a leg
And licked his paws.
It's neat to be a carnivore!
Passed the plate with farmer's head on.
Sheepy shook a fist and said
He looked like John the Baptist.
Piggy did the twist said 'Try me - I'm salami'.
Threw the garlic salt and waltzed across the floor.
They stuck their forks in.
They ate him raw.
It's neat to be a carnivore!
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