Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"!
FZ: Say that again please!
Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"!
FZ: "Whipping Post"? Ok, just a second... (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one. Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it, please, just show me how it goes, please. Just sing, sing me "Whipping Post" and then maybe we'll play it with you.
Guy in the audience: Ooh-ooh-ooh...
FZ: Thank you very much. And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go, "Montana". One two, one two three four...
I might be movin' to...
FZ: Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good God! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night?
Napoleon: George has a tape of it...
FZ: George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show... Ready? "Montana"... Wait a minute, "Whipping Post"... No, "Montana". One two, one two three four...
FZ: It's too fast for you? One two, one two three four...
I might be movin' to Helsinki soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
Tying it to the Whipping Post
In the middle of town
But by myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping Post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping Post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping Post
Well I just might grow me some thongs
But I'd leave the heavy stuff
To somebody else... how 'bout Chester?
And then I would
Get a person
Tie him up
To the Whipping Post
And beat the living shit out of him
So that guy in the audience was satisfied
But by myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping Post Floss
Movin' to Montana soon (well...)
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!)
(Whip! Whip!)
Movin' to Montana soon (now...)
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
(Yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)
Napoleon: Little Booger-bear... Boogers everywhere...
FZ: And now for the thrilling conclusion of that song...
Montana (Whipping Floss) Lyrics performed by Frank Zappa are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Montana (Whipping Floss) Lyrics performed by Frank Zappa is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD