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My Halloween Song Lyrics

Halloween was my favorite holiday, but in these last few years
Something so terrible has filled me with fear
It's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happened
No, it's something much worse

It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball

Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative
And a skimpy black dress is not very scary - unless you're Ann Coulter
Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man
I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan

Of women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball

Okay, so maybe if you play a dead prostitute from, say, Jack the Ripper days
Or, or maybe a zombie whore from outer space
But that naughty devil outfit in lingerie?
Well, that's... just not good

My Halloween Song Lyrics performed by Jill Sobule are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that My Halloween Song Lyrics performed by Jill Sobule is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD


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