Chuck is a guy; does Kung Fu
Gotta score dates at a TV show
Take the base and
Once he's gone, kick you in the face
Not the smartest martial artist
Flying jets is way too hard
It's Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuuuuuuuuuck!
Dick is a guy; got no price
And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride)
He sells used cars
He can't fly jets
No money down in a big cash-back
Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel,
And a car he sells starts making a steal
Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick!
Chuck Norris cannot fly an F-14
Dick Norris cannot fly an F-15
Neither one of them can fly a f**kin' B-2 Bomber!)
(holla!...)
Chuck and Dick are not related
Chuck's been in Sports Illustrated
can't hit a baseball though, so
kick you in the face with a Kung Fu blow
Got a TV show (why's he gotta get shot every episode?)
Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck!
Chuck Chuck Chuck--Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck!
The eyes of the ranger are upon you
When you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
Cuz that's where the ranger's gonna be
Dick is a guy; got no price
And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride)
He sells used cars
He can't fly jets
No money down in a big cash-back
Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel,
And a car he sells starts making a steal
Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick!
Dick Norris cannot fly an Apache copter
Chuck Norris cannot fly a B-2 bomber
Neither one can fly an F-14 Tomcat,
An F-117,
A stealth jet (fighter jet)
(fighter?)
(what?)
(plane!)
Chuck Norris
Dick Norris
(X4)
KUNG FU! (test drive!)
(X8)
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