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Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Concious Lyrics

Poor Pete is a bit self conscious
And he thinks that he's a vampire
He gets into his off white Saturn
And heads into the suburbs

He looks at himself in the mirror
Like a girl putting makeup on
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth
But they don't accept coupons

Is this gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

Poor Pete isn't fashion forward
But he likes to think he's ultra cool
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie
While she's playing bumper pool

She looks at him rather blankly
Before mouthing the words, "Yeah, right"
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy
Who will ever get it right

So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

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