Wish I was a Kellogg's Corn Flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile
Livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan
Ah, south California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Mary Jane
Best wishes, Martin"
Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for
Oh, really?
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