We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're having the time of our lives.
Take it, dog...
We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise,
'Cept you're not six feet tall,
yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
Give it time
We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style
I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants
How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants!
Oh, pee jokes.
We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound
Crazy travel conditions, huh?
First class or no class!
Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop till we're there
Maybe for a beer
Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
That's right, until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die. Please!
We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing
We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass
We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass
Yikes!
We certainly do get around
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who are thrown out of Plymouth colony
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown
We're Rhode Island Bound
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