I don't wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh
I don't care about a Winter Wonderland anyway
I don't wanna build a man out of ice and snow
I don't wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe
I don't care if there's presents underneath the tree
Well there's just one thing I need
I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna,
I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas
I don't wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes,
I don't wanna go wassailing, whatever that means
I don't care about a white bearded man in red
I don't care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled
I don't care if Rudolph's nose is shining bright
There's only one thing I need tonight
I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna,
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas
I don't wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame
Silver dolls and tinsel won't make my day
I didn't hang up my stockings above the fireplace,
But I got my dancing shoes on and I'm running in place
Maybe it's cold outside but don't worry,
Once we start dancing we'll be warm in a hurry, Let's go!
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen
You can turn 'em all into medicine
Tales like this sing into medicine.
I don't care about coal in my stockings
Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking
Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho
But we'll just see how it goes
I just wanna skank,
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
I just wanna skank,
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
That's all I want, That's all I need
I just wanna skank.
I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna,
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas
And there's nobody
I'd rather be skanking with, than you
(And of course, when I say skank, I'm talking about the ska dance. And nothing else. Merry Christmas)
Skank For Christmas Lyrics performed by Reel Big Fish are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Skank For Christmas Lyrics performed by Reel Big Fish is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD