Air-con set to sub-Arctic
If it moves, it isn't quick
Major delays, cancellations
Tedious conversations
Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face
It's a disgrace
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere
Journey into pure despair
I just want to get somewhere
Throw away the itinerary
The whole rat race in one place, stationary
On your marks, get set, stop there
Southern trains are top
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere
Them southern trains
Choo-choo
Boo-hoo
Them southern trains
Choo-choo
Boo-hoo
Heaving carriages of indignation
Grown men weeping of pure frustration
Totally packed and always late
Into the tunnel of hate
It's a journey into pure despair - Got me on the rails
There are fucking assholes everywhere - This steam-age nightmare
I can smell piss and shit in the air - Slower than snails
Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere
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