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That's right you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
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And step right up, step right up
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Doubles on sax, doubles on sax, triple and quadruple
And you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
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Follow these easy assembly instructions, it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, it finds you a job, it is a job
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Never needs winding, never needs winding
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You got it buddy, the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
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Step right up, step right up, step right up, step right up
Step right up, step right up, step right up, step right up
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