In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the morning
By your radio
Do the walls close in to suffocate you
You ain't got no friends
And all the others: they hate you
Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?
Well, lemme straighten you out
About a place I know
Get yer shoes 'n socks on people
It's right around the corner
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases
This has to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease Bromhidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of: Stink-Foot
You know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, and now it's July
I finally got it off
And my girlfriend cried
"You got Stink-Foot."
Stink-Foot, darlin'
Your Stink-Foot puts a hurt on my nose
Stink-Foot, Stink-Foot, I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?"
Here, Fido, Fido
C'mere little puppy, bring the slippers
"Arf, arf, arf!"
Heh heh heh, sick
Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
And he looked me straight in the eye
And you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your conceptual continuity?
"Well, I told him right then," Fido said
"It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe"
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said, sort of staring in disbelief
"You can't say that!"
He said:
"It doesn't and you can't
I won't and it don't
It hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't
And it shouldn't, it couldn't!"
He told me "no, no, no!"
I told him "yes, yes, yes!"
I said: "I do it all the time
Ain't this boogie a mess"
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
(Poodle) The poodle bites
(Bites) The poodle chews it
(Poodle) The poodle bites
(Bites) The poodle chews it
(Poodle) The poodle bites
(Bites) The poodle chews it
(Poodle) The poodle bites
(Bites) The poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
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