I am the god of underworld
I stole Satan's soul at the crossroads
I threw it in a trunk and drove it to a rock show
I'm just glad that the owner has video
I taught a baboon how to party like a nigger
I put the pound in the sound and made the pool bigger
Yeah
I am a old-time spiritual
I am a voodoo ritual
I rolled one, a blunt, then went to told a man
That is where dudes go who can cure a man
Now here comes a visitation
They rain down on you with information
They got the talent, but they ain't got the tools
They need a copy of the stoner rock rules
I put the gus in Josh and the balls on Nick
I put the cup in Rob, makes the chicks flip
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Was it you?
Or you?
Or you?
Nuh-uh, not you.
Was it who?
Guess who?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
Who wrote the stoner rock rules?
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