You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my gawd
I wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right
B - R - A - K - E? That's in your car dummy
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you
I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
After 2 years?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
I'm pissed like president bush would be in a gay parade in texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once
Oh my god!
I mean we got a dog!
You still owe me 1,200 dollars shitbag
String up a stag I want all my stuff back
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Fuck you deck
I cant belive he did that
What a fucking douche bag why can't he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What are you kidding me
You're never gonna get laid in this town again you loser
You're an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I can't believe that crap
I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
I'm gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva deck
Your my ex bf foreva DECK!!
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