Do you think there's somebody out there
Someone else who's better than the one you've got?
Well' there's not -- there's not
When I talk you keep looking away from me
'Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot
But I'm not -- I'm not
Look me over, I'm the cap'm
You say it's such a joke but I don't see you laughing
People seem to think you can't be called the cap'm unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't -- I don't
Look me over, I'm the cap'm
Go ahead and mess with me -- you find out what will hap'm
Sit beside me at the helm
Yeah, this is what I call the helm
And this button here is the fast-forward button
Did you say
What I think you just said?
My hat look good on me?
I agree -- I agree
Look me over, I'm the cap'm
You act like it's a joke but I don't see you laughing
People seem to think you can't be called the cap'm unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't -- I don't
I don't
I don't
I don't
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