(Bob Moseley)
Muffy and Percival build a home.
(Sara Benincasa)
The contractor called again. He says the reclaimed redwood is going to be more expensive.
(MC Frontalot)
Well, that's ridiculous. Why won't he email me a quote?
(Sara)
He says to call him with a fax number.
(Front)
Did you tell him we got rid of the fax line last month?
(Sara)
It was a voice mail!
(Front)
I thought it was like a boutiquey thing that he didn't have a website.
(Sara)
God! Sometimes I just want to kill myself.
(Bob)
Muffy and Percival prepare a meal.
(Sara)
Put the kevlar glove on! You're going to cripple yourself.
(Front)
I broke the shell again.
(Sara)
Just go slowly.
(Front)
I don't see why your juicer can handle 32 kinds of vegetables but there's no machine for shucking.
(Sara)
You've never understood food.
(Bob)
Muffy and Percival throw a party.
(Front)
Evite is down.
(Sara)
What?!
(Front)
It's down, it won't load.
(Sara)
What? What? What? What?
(Front)
It's OK. It's going to be OK. Muffy. Muffy. I understand it's not OK now, but it will soon.
(Sara)
I can't see. I can't... what are we going to do?
(Front)
I suppose we could DM everybody one by one.
(Sara)
Yeah. Or, I think there's a flock of carrier pigeons in the...[laughter]
(Bob)
Muffy and Percival have their flight canceled.
(Front)
It says there is another one at 6:30.
(Sara)
Into JFK at what? Midnight?
(Front)
Oh God, it's probably going to be just terrible in the taxi line.
(Sara)
Well, you'll call a service. We don't live in freakin' Bangladesh.
(Bob)
Muffy and Percival visit the third world.
(Sara)
Oh, we're not going there.
(Front)
The 4G coverage is atrocious.
(Sara)
Where?
(Front)
The third world, darling.
(Sara)
Ugh, no, I don't think so. I won't even go to Cleveland.
(Front)
Also terrible 4G coverage.
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