Happily this afternoon,
Along the beach I waddle,
Looking at the sand,
I spy an old, forgotton bottle.
I scoop it up, and look at it,
My eyes go big and wide,
For heavens yes, there seems to be,
A treasure map inside.
Somwhere at the tail-end,
Of this twisty dotted line,
A chest of gold awaits,
And soon it's going to be mine.
I buy a sturdy shovel,
Since the treasure will be deep,
I buy expensive boots,
Because my old ones are too cheap.
I buy a fancy compass,
And a treasure hunting cap,
And off I set into the forest,
Eyes upon my map.
So carefully I trace the pathway,
Every little bend,
It's almost getting dark,
Before at last i reach the end.
I'm so excited, I can't help,
but do a little jig.
I calm myself, take out my shovel,
And proceed to dig.
I dig and dig, and dig and dig
Until my hands begin to hurt
Then finally! My teasure chest,
All worn and caked in dirt.
But when I look inside the chest,
I only find a note,
Upon it is the simple little message,
And I quote:
"Everybody wants to find a buried treasure chest,
But noone wants to bury one,
If you do,
Be my guest"
- Pirates are assholes.
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