You take my third eye
My magical cone of bone
What you don't have by right
You steal
Beauty loses
When the big game hunter chooses
To mount it on a plaque
It cannot be glued back
It's on a plaque in his den
And you're drinking cognac when
His associates come in
"Oh, I say! How did you acquire that unicorn horn?"
The big game hunter says
"It was force, my new shoo-in
By a well-paid subordinate game hunter
I did not kill the animal
So no harm done (no harm done)
"But did she, did she try to run?"
"Oh, to be sure
But I put a lure in a trap
She kept coming back
They say it doesn't hurt the animal"
But now look at me
I ride a pathetic and broken down pony
With a gorey wound on my face
'Tis useless to think I could have been
Swifter, smarter, more clever
For I could not have escaped
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